You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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