Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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