Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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