dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
