omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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