That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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