chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
is that a dick in a sweater?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
