Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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