Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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