That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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