What a fucking waste of an outfit
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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