Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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