I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize