More tranny stories later!
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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