Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We are two peas in an std pod
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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