Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Its about making memories worth repressing
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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