who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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