Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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