East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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