He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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