I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
