Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You almost got us killed.
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