i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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