the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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