I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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