In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
this just has baby written all over it
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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