either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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