I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
