just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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