I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
