People in love make me want to vomit
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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