just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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