I just pynch a tree in the face
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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