I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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