Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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