Sponge bath it is.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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