Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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