Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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