everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
The air taste purple.
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