when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize