Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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