K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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