why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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