I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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