Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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