He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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