I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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