bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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