We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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