He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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