Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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