On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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