Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Mom said you looked used
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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